Want Four New Clients?  
AND WANT THEM YESTERDAY?

Attention Small Business Owners And Professionals: We'll build your Facebook™ ad campaigns and deliver you with your clients - if we don't, YOU JUST DON'T PAY! 

That's how confident we are in what we do. In fact, we are one of the ONLY performance-based agencies in the world that will take the headache of trying to build and automate your sales completely off your hands!  

Imagine focusing on your zone of genius while we unleash a flood of leads
and clients straight to your door! And the best bit, if we don't succeed in reaching your targets, we don't get paid - how's that for a silver platter! 
 

Please Note: Because of the performance-based nature of this service, we only take on 14 clients per month and carefully screen our clients to ensure we can 100% deliver - to find out if we're a good fit, book a strategy call in with our lead strategist Mike Brooks today.  Set up fee may apply if there is no product to market data or funnel in place. 

Nuclear Chowder Marketing, LLC
We help small businesses like yours build their fortunes from Facebook™ ads 
You know Facebook™ ads is the key to automating and growing your business, but frankly - you have NO CLUE how to even go about selling your stuff. 
If you've ever tried Facebook™ ads before, you'll understand exactly how much more complicated it really is - and that doing them wrong will end up costing thousands of dollars.

We let entrepreneurs focus on their zone of genius by taking the whole process off their hands. We'll establish your targeting, put together your ad creative, and then monitor and test it all until we crack the results you're after! 

Because we have done this hundreds of times, with hundreds of different businesses, we are so confident in our services that we are one of the ONLY performance-based agencies in the world!
Why Performance Based? 
When we took Nuclear Chowder Marketing's services to online entrepreneurs, after having worked with some of the biggest & baddest brands in the world, we realized so many had been left burned (and poorer) by the experience of dealing with marketing agencies. We wanted to take the risk away from hiring an agency and started offering services on a performance basis. Over 26 million dollars in revenues generated later, the rest is history! It works for us, and it works for our clients. 

What' the Catch? 

Nothing - we're so confident in our ability and we want to be able to allow businesses - both big and small (especially those that have been left burnt in the past) with an opportunity to leverage FB ads. 

All that we require to (because of the highly risky nature of this service to us), we do require product to market proof and a validated funnel in place. A set up fee may apply if you do not have these. 
Who We Can Help
Infopreneurs
Trying to sell an online course or information product? We've seen every funnel under the book and know what will work for your price point and audience. 
New Businesses 
Are you brand new on the scene and desperately hungry for success - no problems! 
Six Figure Businesses 
We've worked with successful businesses all across the US - who were looking to scale and take their business from six figures to six figures per month! 
Please note - if you do not have a sales funnel in place you will be quoted for the set up of this. You also need to be willing to invest in your own ad spend - no tire kickers please!
What Some of Our Clients Say
"After working with Mike for just 5 weeks, we’ve designed a marketing campaign for my target market that lead to 7 new clients signing up only 1 week after it launched!"

Brian Reynolds - Gym Owner 
Personal Trainer
"Mike has brought in so much business for us that I don't know whether to hug him or punch him in the face"

Jon Allen - Owner 
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